DAVIDsTEA

I have recently become obsessed with tea. Before this, I was an extreme coffee addict. With very scarce options where I currently live -I made the switch. A friend of mine from Canada introduced DavidsTea to me. Holy shit. Like holy effin shit. Clearly I've been living under a rock. Last night she gave me the site and told me to pick a few that I'd like to try. It's next to impossible to pick a "few", but I like surprises. Especially from other countries. 

Pink Lemonade / Birthday Cake / Coconut Grove / Bollywood Chai / Movie Night 

Those are just to name a few. There's 8 different sections of teas. All made with the betchiest ingredients ever. Fucking sprinkles and popcorn. This is real life and I'm ashamed that I am just discovering this. If you're a next level tea betch, feel free to enlighten me. Comment with your favorite flavors or whatever the hell taste deliciously awesome. For all you betches that are on the same page as me, enjoy. Davidstea.com

SICK SAD WORLD

 

In a world full of simple bitches. Sometimes all you can do is stand back, drink coffee, and talk shit.

It truly is a sick sad world... for everyone else. Betches be like, "ain't nobody got time for that." 

ICE ICE BABY

This totally screams White Witch. You know, that super bitch who kills Aslan in Chronicles of Narnia? Yeah her. At least she introduced herself as the queen. She's like a borderline betch. 

Anyways.

Gold really needs to take a timeout for gunmetal. Ahhh it just sounds betchy. The chunky crystals are so damn chic. Collar necklaces are in and making clavicles all around the world look phenom. Pair these with a simple bodycon dress and pretty ankle strap heels -oh shit, bad betch coming through! All you need are some icicles for your hair and raging polar bears to pull you around all night. 

NECKLACE $38 // NASTY GAL // BRACELET $35 

EAR BLING

M.E x J.S M16 Bamboo Earrings

Melody Ehsani $120 

BARBIE DEBATE

"What’s stopping Mattel from making one?" Um maybe because that’s an outrageous idea. Like really? Bratz dolls have extremely un-proportional heads and no one cares. Average sized american women all wish they were skinnier anyways. Changing Barbie’s appearance is literally the least thing anyone could do to make women feel more confident about their bodies. I played with Barbies till like forever and never thought about the difference between mine and Barbie’s body. Girls are getting pregnant at 13 now. How about we focus on fixing that problem?! At least Barbie doesn't have a real vagina to get pregnant. She’s a saint compared girls these days. Everyone can stop hating now. Go buy a Furby if you’re so depressed about your appearance.