THE SHIT SHOP

I recently came across The Shit Shop through Instagram, oh em gee. It completely caught my eye. Bold, fun, and colorful statements. “Ghetto Day” is def my fav. It holds a glamorous 80’s feel while incorporating new age trends. This little vintage shop in Berlin, Germany is anything but average. Trashy music, art, and fabulous betch clothes, count me funk in! As if the perfectly designed clothes aren’t enough, you can snag a tattoo and/or a glass of champagne as part of your shopping experience. Screw online shopping. Next destination: Germany. Shopping, drinking, and tattoos. Seriously the best. 

Totally check it out. http://www.theshitonline.com/shop-online/

EYEBROW NAZI

Eyebrows. They are a very essential piece to your face. If you haven't figure out that they basically define your face, I'm sorry. Mastering the art of "the eyebrow" is not to be taken lightly. 

First step -Find the shape you want. Choose wisely. Not too thin, not too thick, and arched at the right point. Second step -Wax, trim, pluck, or thread. This is necessary to getting the shape you want. It takes some time so don’t give up and please do not over pluck. You will look sick, like actually ill. Third step -You will need a liner and or powder. This will help define your eyebrows even more. Like boooom, check my brows betch! I’ve tried a few brands of eyebrow liners. I’m MAC obsessed so I went with their eyebrow liner. I’m currently using Lingering and Brunette. It’s a self-sharpening, brow defining, magic wand. But really, I can’t live without it. I refuse to leave the house without my eyebrows on. I know a lot of girls that use powders as fillers too, which looks more natural. I have yet to use any because I like exact definition and maybe a bit lazy. As a betch, I prefer my eyebrows to have an intense arch. I call them my “angry eyebrows”. I also know some girls who don’t have eyebrows at all. Whatever the case may be, please understand that your eyebrows are a core definition of your face. I promise once you give your eyebrows some extra TLC, you’ll be thanking me. 

FASHION-DO

Being tan. Technicalllyyy that isn't fashion, but it makes a lot of trends look better. We are already nearing the end of Janurary, holy shiz. Spring break is approaching as well as summer. It’s time to start preparing betches. I am not a huge fan of laying in a coffin of fluorescent lamps. But unfortunately laying outside year-round to soak up some real sun rays isn't available. Mystic Tan, sprays, cremes, wipes, bronzer, ect. There is so many ways to get your tan on. It smooths complexion, makes you feel sexy, brightens your eyes, and betch you’ll want to be naked allll the damn time. So head to your local tanning salon, drug store or Ulta. Just don’t over do it, fake is so not betchy, like ever EVER. 

GIT TROPICAL

 

Tropical Floral Print Leggings

F21 $8.80

BETCH THOUGHTS

“You can’t look at us.” Yeah, I said it. Back in 2004, thanks to Mean Girls, it was “You can’t sit with us.”This isn't high school for me anymore, unfortunately I've been bitch slapped by reality. Truth is certain people shouldn't be allowed to look at anybody really. If you don’t own mirror in 2013, you don’t exist to me. Having style does not come naturally to all and I accept that, but please act like you tried. Anyone who is wearing bedazzled flared jeans does not have the right to look at me. Nor do creepy guys with greased stained shirts and trucker hats, ew. My least favorite stare-down comps happen at red lights. Excuse me, focus on the light changing, not my fabulous pastel hair and mint/leopard Aldo shades, while I’m sippin’ on my Starbucks latte… I hate you. It’s the basic bitches that make it this complicated. Just don’t stare at us betches or make it less obvious.

MAC NICKI MINAJ COLLECTION

The baddest betch diva in hip-hop has done it again. Introducing the second edition from MAC’s Viva Glam collection. Her first lipstick is still one of their bestsellers and I guarantee this one will be too. Feb. 9th is the release date. (On a side note. My dad told me about this, so betchy!)

"Nicki Minaj continues her reign as the hip-hop queen of M·A·C VIVA GLAM! The Lipstick-loving diva is back to serve up a delectable duo of Lipstick and Lipglass in an all-new shade of pastel lavender pink. Every cent of the selling price goes toward helping women, men and children living with and affected by HIV/AIDS. Limited edition."

This color won’t compliment everyone’s skin tone, but it’s for a great cause. And betch’s love supporting good causes. Just get a spray tan and then this pastel shade will look perf. I mean it’s Nicki Minaj so just buy it anyways. Did I mention that my dad told me about this?!