BETCH THOUGHTS

“You can’t look at us.” Yeah, I said it. Back in 2004, thanks to Mean Girls, it was “You can’t sit with us.”This isn't high school for me anymore, unfortunately I've been bitch slapped by reality. Truth is certain people shouldn't be allowed to look at anybody really. If you don’t own mirror in 2013, you don’t exist to me. Having style does not come naturally to all and I accept that, but please act like you tried. Anyone who is wearing bedazzled flared jeans does not have the right to look at me. Nor do creepy guys with greased stained shirts and trucker hats, ew. My least favorite stare-down comps happen at red lights. Excuse me, focus on the light changing, not my fabulous pastel hair and mint/leopard Aldo shades, while I’m sippin’ on my Starbucks latte… I hate you. It’s the basic bitches that make it this complicated. Just don’t stare at us betches or make it less obvious.